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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 07:09
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Just Forget it!
Has anyone ever worn leather pants? Are they comfortable?
Next, they tried...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
They put up a sign reading
What should I do if a girl whom I love asks me to be her friend?
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
Why do companies cull employees during financial downturns without saying so?
Loons and Moons
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Is there a band whose members have been present for every one of their concerts?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
Why do ugly men flirt with girls that are really hot?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
How do I explain to my husband that my 19-year-old son has accidentally gotten me pregnant?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Why do almost all the girls on Quora look beautiful?
Still no good.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?